And sell soul for. So today is the day. The new shiny thing from Apple is being announced 6PM (GMT - UK) on the 7th March. It will be faster, better, blah, blah and have an increased smug factor of 11. The iPad 3 will no doubt be incredible, do everything we fans want (but not quite enough so we can justify buying the next shiny thing in 8-12months). I do have a theory though, we all need Steve Jobs, Apple needs Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs sadly is dead. Who will say, 'And one last thing!' Problem? No, Tim Cook has the answer: The iPad 3 is the greatest of all inventions. This tech beast will harvest the souls of individuals purchasing it. These souls will then, seamlessly sync to the iCloud. Then channelled into a Goa'uld type sarcophagus containing the body of Steve Jobs. There he will be regenerated (iGenerated) just in time to launch the iPhone 5. I'll probably still consider buying one, Steve Jobs was a good guy, I'd like to help |
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
iPad 3 - 7th March 6PM (UK)
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